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Farewell Party CandlesAnother year older? Time to light up the graveyard of your youth! Introducing Tombstone Birthday Candles the perfect way to say, R. I. P. to my metabolism, while you blow out the flames of your fading vitality. Each candle is shaped like a tiny tombstone, ready to rest in peace atop your cake as you mourn the passing of your twenties (or thirties or whatevers left). Perfect for dark humored birthday bashes, over the hill parties, or anyone who greets

Your BFF (especially the one who peaked in middle school coloring contests)

This is a kit that needs to be assembled

and backstabbing betrayal

Each kitty is uniquely colored

Super insulated to protect your hands from molten lava temperatures (or

-BENJAMIN LENT DAVIS & DIANE MACLAGAN

chuckle at

Perfect for erasing (other people's) mistakes and fixing them with your top-notch grammar skills

Natural & Artificial Flavors

fun magnet stuff with them like stick them to your fridge or make little magnetic sculptures

Made from a super-soft blend of 85% combed cotton

Test your knowledge of Seattle’s most dramatic hospital with this version of Trivial Pursuit